There are twenty million new photos of big stars from weekend events, so I thought I’d just try to gather up some of the highlights in one big fashion post. And who better to headline than Jennifer Lopez, looking like ten kinds of hell? This is Jennifer launching her new perfume (groan) “Love and Glamour” on Friday night, at an event for Fashion’s Night Out. I mean… if Jennifer phoning it in? Or does she think this looks good? Is she just having one of those bloated days (I can commiserate, I’m PMSing too) and she just didn’t want to wear something tight? There are other ways to go loose and comfortable without looking like a 50-year-old cockatil waitress doing a gig as “ye olde prostitute” at a Renaissance fair. Beyond the ugly dress, her hair and makeup look terrible too. J.Lo, pull it together!

YIKES.

Okay, other photos – here’s Megan Fox at the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF), premiering Passion Play (that one she did with Mickey Rourke). I don’t hate Megan’s dress at all, I just think it’s slightly boring, but nice on her. Her Botoxy Cat-face on the other hand… yikes. Also: Fox’s husband Brian Austin Green walked the red carpet with her! They rarely do that, so it was nice. The looked sweet together. Oh, sh-t, and Bill Murrary was there too!

Marion Cotillard looking effortless and chic at TIFF. I’m not crazy about the booties, but she’s one of the few that works them. The dude on the right is her lover.

Helen Mirren in Venice, in red goddess styles. Is there anything more perfect?

Hilary Swank and Minnie Driver at the TIFF premiere of Conviction…too much velvet. Swank and Driver should have talked about coordinating their looks ahead of time:

Halle Berry at Fashion’s Night Out. Her clothes aren’t a problem – I love the way she makes a suit so sexy. But her face…? Botox? It looks tweaked to me.

Seriously, what is wrong with Rebecca Hall? SHE NEEDS A STYLIST.

Sarah Jessica Parker did two looks for Fashion’s Night Out on Friday – both were okay. SJP looks like she’s gained a little weight though, and it looks great on her.

Juliette Lewis looking cute at TIFF – her hair is back to a normal color:

UPDATE: Oooh, I wanted to add Blake Lively & Jennifer Garner! They were both at The Town premiere at TIFF. Drama? I have no idea. But Garner & Affleck were NOT photographed together, and neither were Lively & Affleck. Oh, I’m sure there’s a story. By the way, I dislike both of their dresses, but both are styled well, Garner especially. I love her hair color.

Jennifer Lopez on Sept. 10, 2010. Credit: Fame.

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